madame-sassalot:

renners-butt:

johnmakesfunnyfaces:

acciomrdarcy:

anticupid16:

saferwithme:

agentsonofcoul:

fangirlmarena:

So, here’s how this works. Click the gif and drag away three characters. If you get the same character twice, try again. When you have your three characters, list which one you would fuck, which one you would marry and which one you would kill. You can explain your choices if you’d like and you can play as many “rounds” as you’d like.

I’ll go first: Steve, Loki, Bruce

Fuck: Loki

Marry: Steve because I’m sure he’d be an excellent housewife, and he’s a sweetheart.

Kill: Bruce.  I mean…

But, I wouldn’t want him hulking out on me in the middle of our festivities.

I got Loki, Natasha and Tony.

Fuck: Tony

Marry: Natasha

Kill: Loki

I got Steve, Loki, and Fury.

Fuck: Loki, definitely.

Marry: Steve! (:

Kill: Sorry, Fury.

Steve, Clint, and Tasha…

Fuck: (This was the hardest decision) Tasha

Marry: Steve

Kill: Clint (But only during his evil time…)

Fuck: Loki
Marry: Steve
Kill: Clint

Fuck: Loki
Marry: Nick Fury
Kill: Iron Man

Noooooooooo. ;_;

In my defense, I was drunk when I fucked Loki, sober when I married Fury (who helped me with my Loki problem), and it wasn’t Iron Man, it was Tony Stark’s Life Model Decoy. 

So there. XP

Steve, Clint, Tony

oh my god what do i even do. 

Fuck: Steve

Marry: Clint

Kill: IREALLYDON’TWANTTODOTHIS Tony

I got Loki, Maria Hill, and Phil Coulson AND I DONT WANT TO KILL ANY OF THEM BUT…

Fuck: Maria Hill

Marry: Loki

Kill: Phil Coulson /sadnesssssimsosorrrry!!!/

Fuck:Loki

Marry:Natasha

Kill: Tony

Can’t believe I’m doing this, lol.
Steve, Bruce, Clint.

Fuck: Steve lol
Marry: Clint, of course!
Kill: Bruce. Sorry, big guy. BUUUUT, you CAN’T kill him. Sooooo, it’s all good then? lol I win!
If I marry Clint, then we could fuck anytime. Duhhhhh! LMAO xD

(Source: trollny-stark, via romanoffandbarton)